A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 19, 2018
“Have you seen the Dalmatian website?"/"No - haven’t spotted it so far.”

A Dalmatian website pun is:

Q: Have you seen the Dalmatian website?
A: No - haven’t spotted it so far.


The Dalmatian joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.


Wikipedia: Dalmatian dog
The Dalmatian is a breed of medium-sized dog, noted for its unique black or liver spotted coat and mainly used as a carriage dog in its early days. Its roots trace back to Croatia and its historical region of Dalmatia. Today, it is a popular family pet and many dog enthusiasts enter Dalmatians into kennel club competitions.

Scatty—Internet Jokes (March 9, 2001)
Have you seen the Dalmation website?
No - haven’t spotted it so far.

Yahoo! Answers (April 13, 2008)
Its kids time folks are these funny?
(...)
Have you seen the Dalmation website?
No - haven’t spotted it so far.

XciteFun.net
STUPEFIED - Have you ever seen?
Post by suchitra » Nov 21, 2008
(...)
Have you seen the Dalmatian website?
No - haven’t spotted it so far.

Twitter
❤️ FizzyDuck ❤️
@FizzyDuck
Have you seen the Dalmation website?
No, I haven’t spotted it either.
11:36 AM - 29 Jun 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family

Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. ?:
Have you seen the Dalmatian website?
No – I haven’t spotted it yet

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Monday, March 19, 2018 • Permalink