A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 08, 2019
“Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!” (joke)

Many online services alert: “Someone has signed into your account!” Often, it’s just the user signing on from a different device, but a “panic” joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 8, 2019:

Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: what no
Gmail: CALL THE POLICE



Twitter
kara kennedy ✨
@karaaislinn
“someone signed into your account from a different location!!!!1” yah thanks youtube that was me i just move around a lot
2:23 AM · Jul 3, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Chris Cardona
@chrisscardonaa
When Facebook notifies you saying someone signed into your account from another device.. #weird 🤔
11:42 AM · Nov 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Dr Sara Louise Wheeler 🏊🏻‍♀️🦋☕️🧶📖📚🥽🍄🧺🗝🧹
@SerenSiwenna
Google: someone just signed into your account from an unknown Microsoft server.
Me: yes, that was me 🙃
10:00 AM · Nov 13, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Jon
@ArfMeasures
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: what no
Gmail: CALL THE POLICE
11:29 AM · Dec 8, 2019·Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Sunday, December 08, 2019 • Permalink